I just love this thread!
Software companies listen to their customers? No no no no no no! Customers must listen to the software companies! THEY know what's best! If not, then they'd be in the trenches instead of the towers. And then you'll have to get your management to listen.
This is just crazy talk!
But I'm game. Where do I sign up? 
Seriously. I've got a pitchfork, some tar and a couple pillows I'd donate to the cause.